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Name:Alex
How did you find out about the community?  If it's through an LJ user, please tell us who it is:I just google'd

"seven kingdoms tests" or something like that.
Age:16
Location:Moscow
Occupation:Doing Nothing,studying.


All About You

1.Describe your ideal house/home.  Please go into as much detail as possible, and be sure to include your ideal

geographical location in the description!
I think it would be a high tower on a cliff above the sea(I feel terrible if there's no water around,and I love the
sea).The nearest village/city must be ten or so kilometers away,and it has to be a small one.The top of the tower
would be an open observatory.As to geographical location, I'd say Crimea in the real world,and probably north Dorne
in Westeros.

2. Imagine you’re given the classic opportunity: a genie granting you three wishes.  What would you wish for?  
Please be as elaborate as you can.  Wishing for more wishes is not permitted!
1.FREE happiness for EVERYONE!!! Ha, I'd love to see someone do that.
2.Improve my mental ability.
3.I'd like to have the "third eye" as it is depicted by in ASOIAF.

3. In your life so far, what accomplishment are you the most proud of?  Why? You can list more than one if you have
trouble deciding. ;):
Realising that money,long life,power and other things that people want so much are totally useless.I mean,long
life.I am sixteen,and already I feel that I have lived for an eternity.Wouldn't mind another one though.:)Power is a
burden.The only power that is necessary is power over yourself.And money is but circlets of metal,or paper,or magnet
marks on plastic.

4. Which of the following is most important to you: Love, Money, Knowledge, Family, Friendship, Adventure, or
Pleasure?  Which is the least important to you?  Please explain why for each choice.
Knowledge is the most important, because it is Pleasure,and brings Money.Second is Friendship,which includes Love
and Famiy in itself.Adventure is third,because life without it is not full.The least important is Money, because
Money is a measure of human greed rather than human worth.

5. What's one quote (or passage, song lyric, etc.) that effectively describes you and your values?  Explain.
"Winds of change will winds of fortune bring"-Manowar,"Master Of The Wind"
Because life is like water,if it doesn't move on,it begins to stink.The world is always changing,and so people must
too.

6. How do you manage your money?  On that note, how important is money/financial security to you? Go into as much
detail as you can.
Well, when I have money, I spend it.Else why would I need it?On the other side, I understand that money is hard to
get,and important. I HATE losing money.I feel stupid when I lose something.

7. Name (and elaborate on) some of your hobbies.  What are your favorite things to do outside of school/the office?
I rollerskate.Rollerskating is cool.Also I play on people's nerves.I'm quite a skilled musician in that area.I play
computer games,blasting the s--t out of stuff is fun,and saves me the need to hit people with heavy objects.

8. Name three things you are afraid of.  Explain..
1.Centipedes.(Don't ask.Just don't.)
2.Waking up one fine morning and finding someone close to me dead.
3.Failing my friends.I have few enough of those.

9. Name (and elaborate on) your top three BEST and top three WORST qualities (personality-related, not physical).  
Please answer as fully as you can, as this is an important question.
BEST.
I am educated, knowing, and even sort of intelligent.
I can stay calm in difficult situations.
I am a good negotiator and can get people to do what I want.
WORST.
I sometimes whip people with unpleasant and careless remarks without even realising it.Gets me into trouble.
I sometimes speak before I think.Gets me even into more trouble.
I prefer running to fighting.(Not as bad as the first two;It gets me out of the trouble they get me in,but still...)

A Song of Ice and Fire Related

1.Who are your favorite three characters in the series?  Why?
Davos Seaworth.because he is always honest and not afraid of people in authority.Also,"a smuggler on a black ship"
equals "cool" in my book.
Meera Reed,reminds me of a friend of mine.Also,she is a very...well...natural character.I mean,she has all the
traits a real person has.
Jon Snow.Well,what did you expect?If ASOIAF had a principal character,it would be Jon.He is all-round tough.

2.Who are your least favorite three characters in the series?  Why?
Cersei,because she is, as someone in the mob in "A Clash Of Kings" said,a brotherf..ker.The very thought of incest
makes me sort of sick.Also,she acts like a fool,but is totally sure she is always right.And I hate people who
somehow fail to notice their children are cruel and dumb as a plank too.
Sansa.She is boring and...I can only agree with Arya...stupid.Though pain and loss seems to change her.
Melisandre.I hate religious fanatics.I too can go and stick a knife in someone's guts,prioclaiming the victory of
the Almighty God Of Kichen Utensils over Christ/Allah/Buddha/Whatever.Also,burn Mance Rayder?I'm...Speechless.

3.Favorite moment in all of ASOIAF so far?  Why?
I'd rather not answer that,because ASOIAF is a very big series and it would be terribly hard to choose one moment,
and even sort of unfair.
Yet I like the moment in A Clash Of Kings where Arya names Jaqen himself as the third man he must kill.That was
dramatic.
4. In your dream-world, how would you like to see the series end, and why?
Jon Snow on the Iron Throne,Tyrion Lannister his Hand (He would be a master politician),Cersei's head on a spike
above the gates of King's Landing.All for the good of the realm.And please...DON'T BURN MANCE RAYDER!!!Or else.

I hope this is enough,but if it isn't,I will rewrite it again.